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Jan 14 2018, about 10:16 p.m.,California, United States time
Every SINGLE person that has worked for the Los Altos (94022) Town Crier in ANY CAPACITY (custodians, occasi
onal contributors, window washers, etc included), from Jan 14 1901 ( to cover all bases) and good through Ja
n 14 OF 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,
you are UNDER CITIZENS arrest IMMEDIATELY for
ASSAULT with INTENT TO MURDER
ASSAULT with GREAT BODILY INJURY
INTENTIONALLY CAUSING PEOPLE TO ATTEMPT SUICIDE
INTENTIONALLY CAUSING PEOPLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE
SOLICITING ASSAULT WITH INTENT TO MURDER
SOLICITING ILLEGAL HACKING
USING ILLEGAL DRUGS (ECSTASY,LSD,COCAINE,METH,HEROIN, SPECIAL K)
SELLING ILLEGAL DRUGS (ECSTASY,LSD,COCAINE,METH,HEROIN, SPECIAL K)
MANUFACTURING ILLEGAL DRUGS (ECSTASY,LSD,COCAINE,METH,HEROIN, SPECIAL K)
AIDING AND ABETTING RAPE
AIDING AND ABETTING PERJURY
AIDING AND ABETTING WITNESS INTIMIDATION
AIDING AND ABETTING ATTEMPTED MURDER
AIDING AND ABETTING STALKING
AIDING AND ABETTING CYBER STALKING
AIDING AND ABETTING ILLEGAL HACKING
AIDING AND ABETTING BRIBERY
AIDING AND ABETTING EXTORTION
AIDING AND ABETTING ASSAULT with INTENT TO MURDER
AIDING AND ABETTING ASSAULT with GREAT BODILY INJURY
AIDING AND ABETTING BLACKMAIL
AIDING AND ABETTING SEXUAL ASSAULT
AIDING AND ABETTING MOLESTATION
AIDING AND ABETTING TAX EVASION
AIDING AND ABETTING SUBORN(ING) PERJURY
AIDING AND ABETTING KICKBACK PROVIDING
AIDING AND ABETTING KICKBACK RECEIVING
AIDING AND ABETTING PIMPING
AIDING AND ABETTING MADAMS
AIDING AND ABETTING LIBEL WRITING
AIDING AND ABETTING SLANDER
AIDING AND ABETTING BULLYING
AIDING AND ABETTING THE SOLICITATION OF MURDER
AIDING AND ABETTING THE SOLICITATION OF RAPE
AIDING AND ABETTING THE SOLICITATION OF ASSAULT WITH INTENT TO MURDER
AIDING AND ABETTING THE SOLICITATION OF STALKING
AIDING AND ABETTING THE SOLICITATION OF MOLESTATION
AIDING AND ABETTING THE SOLICITATION OF ILLEGAL HACKING
AIDING AND ABETTING THE SOLICITATION OF PERJURY
AIDING AND ABETTING THE SOLICITATION OF ASSAULT
(AND G*D KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER FELONIES)
(THIS APPLIES TO 200TH COUSINS, 2 MILLIONTH COUSINS, AUNTS, UNCLES, STEP SISTERS, STEP DAUGHTERS, STEP BROTH
ERS, STEP SONS, 1 MILLIONTH WIVES, 1 MILLIONTH HUSBANDS, GRANDMOTHERS, GRANDFATHERS, SONS, DAUGHTERS, NIECES
, STEP NIECES, STEP NEPHEWS, NEPHEWS, ETC, AS WELL, OF ANYONE EVER EMPLOYED AT THE LOS ALTOS TOWN CRIER )
(ALL EMPLOYEES OF THE LOS ALTOS TOWN CRIER, AS WELL AS THEIR 200TH COUSINS, 2 MILLIONTH COUSINS, AUNTS, UNCL
ES, STEP SISTERS, STEP DAUGHTERS, STEP BROTHERS, STEP SONS, 1 MILLIONTH WIVES, 1 MILLIONTH HUSBANDS, GRANDMO
THERS, GRANDFATHERS, SONS, DAUGHTERS, NIECES, STEP NIECES, STEP NEPHEWS, NEPHEWS ETC, ARE BEING SUED TO THE
TUNE OF 999 TRILLION PER MILLISECOND (MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,M
ULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INF
INITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED
BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MUL
TIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFIN
ITY,MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY, ON AND ON, FOR THE ABOVE (STARTING FROM JAN 1 1974 , AND GOOD THROUGH Jan 14 OF
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE)
1) YOU WILL PAY FOR THE BUILDING OF A PRISON TO HOUSE OF ALL YOU (YOU PEOPLE WORKING AT/FOR LOS ALTOS TOWN C
2) PAY FOR THE MAINTENANCE OF THE PRISON
3) BE LOCKED UP 24 HRS/DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK, 365 DAYS A YEAR
4) NEVER HAVE CONTACT WITH ****** ANYONE *******
5) NOT BE ALLOWED CONTACT WITH AN ATTORNEY IN PERSON, ON THE PHONE, OR IN ANY WAY (FOR EXAMPLE, THROUGH THE
6) NEVER HAVE ACCESS TO TELEVISION
7) NEVER HAVE ACCESS TO READING MATERIAL (BOOKS, MAGAZINES, THE BIBLE)
8) WILL NEVER HAVE A BED
9) WILL NEVER HAVE SHEETS
10) WILL NEVER HAVE A PILLOW
20) WILL *****ONLY***** BE DRESSED IN A GREEN GOWN , WITH NO SLEEVES
21) WILL NEVER HAVE SOCKS
22) WILL NEVER HAVE BLANKETS
23) WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED COMMISSARY
24) WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED EXERCISE
25) WILL BE FORCED TO DEFECATE IN A WHOLE 9N THE FLOOR
24) WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED CONTACT THROUGH A PHONE
25) WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED VISITATION
24) WILL ***** ONLY ***** EAT DOG FOOD
25) WILL BE FORCED TO EAT FECES 25 TIMES PER DAY
26) WILL BE URINATED ON 40 TIMES PER DAY
27) WILL BE RAPED, GROPED, AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A MINIMUM OF 60 TIME PER DAY
28) WILL RECEIVE ONE TAMPON PER YEAR
29) WILL RECEIVE ONE ROLE OF TOILET PAPER EVERY TEN YEARS
30) WILL HAVE EXTREMELY BRIGHT LIGHTS SHINED IN YOUR EYES 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 Days a week, 365 days a year
31) WILL HAVE THE EVER LIVING SHIT BEAT OUT OF YOU SIX TIMES A DAY, HAVING TEETH KNOCKED OUT, UNTIL YOU HAVE
32) GO THROUGH WHAT YOU ALL PARTICIPATED IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, (IN RESPECT TO THE ATTEMPTED MURDER OF KAREN
WATSON, IN 1992). YOU WILL ALL HAVE YOUR HEADS BASHED IN WITH A CROW BAR, END UP WITH A FRACTURED SKULL, WI
TH BOTH AN OPEN AND CLOSED HEAD INJURY ( WILL ***** NOT ****** EVEN BE ALLOWED YOUR DOG FOOD FOR 3 DAYS), WI
LL VOMIT NON STOP FOR FOUR DAYS (IF YOU DON'T VOMIT, YOU WILL HAVE VOMITING INDUCED), GET DOWN TO 80 LBS (RE
GARDLESS OF YOUR HEIGHT OR BUILD)
33) PEOPLE WITH THE XX CHROMOSOME WILL BE PUT UNDER GENERAL ANESTHESIA (WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT OR KNOWLEDGE),
34) BE SUBJECTED TO PEOPLE SPENDING 24 HRS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, 365 DAYS A YEAR, WRITING ALL OVER THE I
NTERNET THAT YOU ALL HAVE AIDS, SYPHILIS, GONORRHEA, SCABIES, HEP B, HEP C, CHLAMYDIA , HERPES, TRICHOMONIAS
IS ETC (ON AT LEAST 70 SITES EVERY DAY, EVEN IF YOU CANNOT READ IT)
35) BE SUBJECTED TO PEOPLE WRITING ON AT LEAST 70 SITES A DAY ON THE INTERNET / WWW, THAT YOU ARE ALL FAT, U
GLY, STUPID, DUMB, LOSERS, IDIOTS, MORONS, RETARDS, AND IMBECILES
36) BE SUBJECTED TO PEOPLE WRITING ON AT LEAST 70 SITES A DAY ON THE INTERNET / WWW, THAT YOU ARE ALL BIPOLA
R , SCHIZOPHRENIC, INSANE AND BAT SHIT CRAZY
37) WILL BE IMPRISONED FOR A MINIMUM OF 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 LIFE TERMS, ****** WITHOUT ******* T
HE POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE
38) HAVE A MINIMUM OF 20 PEOPLE A DAY YELL INSULTS AT YOU, IN YOUR CELLS, FOR A MINIMUM OF 1 HOUR EACH
39) WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TOOTHBRUSHES, EVER
40) WILL BE ESCORTED TO A SHOWER, IN WAIST SHACKLES,WITH SHACKLED FEET, AND SHACKLED HANDS, ONCE EVERY YEAR
41) WILL BE FORCED TO BE IN A SUICIDE CHAIR (WITH****OUT**** BREAKS OF ANY SORT, INCLUDING TO DEFECATE OR UR
INATE), FOR SIX MONTHS AT A TIME
42) INSTEAD OF RECEIVING MEDICAL CARE, "NURSES", "DOCTORS" ETC WILL JUST FILL OUT FORMS LISTING YOU ALL AS S
CHIZOPHRENIC, BIPOLAR, (AND EVERY OTHER "MENTAL ILLNESS" EVER CONCEIVED OF),AND HAVE YOU LISTED AS DANGEROUS
AND VIOLENT, AND THEY WILL "VISIT" EVERY EIGHT MONTHS, STANDING OUTSIDE, LAUGHING AT ALL OF YOU,AND RIDICUL
ING YOU ALL
***** KAREN WATSON WILL BE ACT AS WARDEN, WITH A CONTRACT STATING SHE CAN*NOT* EVER BE FIRED, REMOVED, DEMOT
ED, FORCED TO RESIGN, OR REPLACED FOR ANY REASON
+*+*+*+*+*+ NONE OF THIS IS A JOKE, AND NONE OF THIS IS UP FOR NEGOTIATION +*+*+*+*+*+
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Extra, and do ******* NOT ******* mistake our "niceness" for weakness
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to harass,do NOT use these to annoy, do NOT use these as ways to have sex with under-age , do NOT use these
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